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You would worry a lot less about what people think of you if you knew how little they actually did.

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When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.

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Plan your life like you will live forever, live your life like you will die tomorrow.

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Always listen not with the intent to reply, but with the intent to understand.

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A wise man speaks when he has something to say. A fool speaks when he has to say something.

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What others think of you is none of your business.

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For just one minute a day, walk outside, stand in silence, look up at the sky and contemplate the good things in your life.

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Buy a plunger prior to needing a plunger.

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A man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

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It is a wise man who changes his mind. A fool never will.

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If you are looking for the one person that can change your life, look in the mirror.

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Don’t worry that your children never listen to you. Worry that they are always listening to you.

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Do unto your children as you wish your parents had done unto you.

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What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man?

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• The Lord is close to the brokenhearted, he rescues those whose spirits are crushed. You just have to ask.

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• Your character is defined by what you do when you think no one is watching.

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• The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

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It is not coincidence that dog is God spelled backwards.

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The perfect marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

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Is it better to do the right thing and fail, or is it better to do the wrong thing and succeed?

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A word to the wise isn’t necessary. It’s the stupid ones that need advice.

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My father once knelt down, put his hand on my shoulder, looked me in the eye and told me, ‘Son, if you ever need a helping hand, you’ll find one at the end of your arm.’

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If you kneel before God on earth, you will stand before him in heaven.

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Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. With many people age just shows up all by itself.

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Never have more children than you have car windows.

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When you get upset about something, ask yourself, “If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, would I still care?”

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The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

Opinions offered in If I Were King are the author’s alone and do not necessarily reflect the opinion of the Tri-County Times or its staff. Email the King at king@tctimes.com. Some content adapted from the internet.

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